We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04In Which The Shit Invites You to Take Our Very First Quiz; or, Dipset Forever
Destined to enter the Hall of Fame of rap blog posts, OhWord's write-up of their recent discovery of Cam'ron's rhyme book is, well—it's one word: G'd up. They got Cam's flow spot-on; every verse would have been right at home on last year's Killa Season (which, granted, was subpar), and it's the kind of stuff that fellow Byrd Gang member Juelz Santana can only hope to emulate. Anyway, it got us thinking; can you tell real Killa from sham Cam? Take our test after the jump!
A.)
And I make one call to get the pussy poppin'
Call your girl, pop that pussy, wanna pussy pop?
B.)
Got white that keeps me fresh like baby powder
Wash my girl's face and chest—give her a baby shower
But she ain't expecting, I keep her guessing
Cam how you stay so freshly dressed
I tell my baby, powder
C.)
Lookin' light skinned, mami was tight slim
Fat ass, big tits, I noticed her nice chin
I approached her, slight grin, white Timbs
Number you can type in, said she don't like men
I just laughed, ma, if we link, we link
You don't like men? Me neither, what a co-ink-i-dink
D.)
Extra chromosomes, wyle out, retarded kids
She gave me the homie dome, mile south to my cartilage
Wide mouth, chubby fingers, big tongue
Retarded kid
E.)
Go make the oobleck tumble down
On every street, in every town
F.)
Get Mami home, she all up on me
Give Killa dome, wearin' mink and Armani
Bigger than capitol dome, Dipset run the economy
Greenspan, greenbacks, Deuteronomy
Answers
A.) Cam'ron ("Crown Me")
B.) OhWord.com
C.) Cam'ron ("Touch It or Not")
D.) OhWord.com
E.) Dr. Seuss
F.) Us, bitches.
Cam'rons Rhyme Book Found [OhWord.com]