We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04Yes, there was a time when Stereogum was a good blog. Earnest, somewhat hip (indie nerds with jobs can only be so cool), and not without a sense of humor, The Gum became the #1 music blog in terms of site traffic, so in October of last year Scott started doing this shit full time. Now, problem is, Stereogum totally sucks. Sad, right? We don't have an opinion about this "Stereogum sucks" affair, but that's what everyone keeps saying, over and over, whilst continuing to read Gummers not once, but several times a day. (Well, it's mostly Idolator, but they're paid to read that shit.)
Here's a wonderfully hilarious and totally indicative exchange from Stereogum's comment section today:
It blows my mind how lame and poorly written this blog has become over the last 6 months.And he forgot to write "first"!
Posted by: lame at April 2, 2007 3:31 PM
Thanks for reading!
Posted by: scott at April 2, 2007 4:05 PM
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