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One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.

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We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.

04/09

So no one besides us remembers that one Travis Morrison song where he sings about whales, but this kind of reminds us of that. Except more hilarious. Good song topics for Rivers Cuomo: lesbians, animals. Bad topics: Beverly Hills, animals.

04/09

Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.

04/08

Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.

04/05

It's definitely about the free booze.

04/05

So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.

04/05

Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.

04/04

UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.

04/04

Oh, Keef. What have you come to? Oh wait, you've been this way for over 30 years.

04/04

$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

04/04

Talking Shit: Beef On, Beefa

  • So this Cam'ron and 50 Cent thing escalated quickly. We mean, that really got out of hand fast. We had the whole Hot 97 incident, where Fiddy attacked Koch records, and then Cam had that hilarious line where he asked how much Mobb Deep was selling. Next, there was Curtis (see above): a musical masterpiece, a cinematic chef-d'oeuvre. A hobo shouting "Cuuuurtttiiiisss!" Brilliant! Please tell us you've seen it. But did Killa Cam really send a hired killa after Curtis? Doubtful. In a recent interview, Cam'ron supposedly waved the suggestion off, saying, "This is just music." Oh, but Cam! It's so much more!
  • Lil' Wayne: too hard for friends. But at least he's in the Times! Even if only peripherally, and portrayed as a little bitch. But after leaving DJ Drama in the lurch and acting hella cold after the ridiculous success of his Dedication 2 mixtape, maybe he deserves it. But this? If The Carter 3 isn't the best thing since Clipse, Weezy could be in trouble.
  • Antarctica doesn't care about black people. Or at least rap. Okay, so this isn't beef (maybe cold vs. intonation?), but this is the best thing we've seen on ye olde Forkke in a good while now.

Posted by jake on February 20, 2007 7:46 PM

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