We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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The Hot Shit
Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04This Man Is Still At Large
Late last week, we huddled in our homes, horrified, watching the news in silence. It was happening again, all too soon. America was under attack, and our cities were smack-dab in the middle of the crosshairs.
Except not. What appeared to the city of Boston (and no one else—congrats P-town) as a dire bomb threat was really just an unorthodox (read: retarded) advertising scheme. The "devices" were square-foot lite-brite Mooninite signs to pimp the upcoming movie from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (more like Aqua Terrorism Hunger—oh, never mind). It's really too bad for Boston; why do all those mean terrorists have to attack New York? We're important too.
But don't throw a pity party yet! Boston's getting a $2 million check from Ted Turner out of the whole mess. We're sure they'll put it to good use.
What really mystifies us: why does Adult Swim need to advertise at all? They've got all these marketing gimmicks (wtf was with that Dangerdoom album, anyway), but as far as we can tell, they have only two main demographics: stoners and teenagers. So, basically, one demographic. Who hasn't gotten the word yet?
Oh, yeah, and now there's a song. Great.
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Comments (1)
hey jansen just told me about your blog. niice.
Posted by Juli | February 7, 2007 2:23 PM
Posted on February 7, 2007 14:23