We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04I Would Pass 2 U
This upcoming Super Bowl thing has raised some important questions. Why hasn't the above picture been an accurate representation of playoff Grossman? How many commercials will Peyton Manning star in, and, if the Colts lose, will he retire from football and pursue an Oscar? Will Prince reveal his nipples to 150 million television viewers worldwide in the middle of a twenty-minute version of Erotic City?
We don't have the answers. And neither do these people. Sorry.
- These guys have too much free time on their hands. And after watching these, we have much less. [Bear vs. Colt]
- Jesus had a shot at the Pros, but he got a 6 on his Wonderlic. True story. Read the Gospels. [The Nation]
- The only reason we'd actually go to a Super Bowl party. [Deadspin]
- No two Super Bowl posts on this blog are not fire. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
- After last year's debacle, we vowed never to care about the outcome of a Super Bowl again. Here's why the only NFL team we've ever liked lost. [Seattle Times]
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