We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04We Hear That Sloe Gin Fizz Works Faster When Drunk By Pitcher, Not Glass
Lately all of our time has been tied up in efforts to redesign our website, and, last night, while taking a break from alternatively studying CSS/XHTML textbooks and banging our head against the wall, we decided to assemble our blogroll. We've got links like gangbusters -- celebs, mp3s, movies, the funny haha, and lots of other coolness -- but we could not for the life of us find any good Portland blogs.
Seriously, where are they? The Portland Mercury, which in its newsstand edition has been boring us to death of late -- there is only so much of their brand of "journalism" that we can take -- has a blog, and it's quite good. The blogosphere seems to be the perfect place for their bizarre maneuvers against good taste and Strunk and White's Elements of Style. Other than that, we've got nothing. One of our favorite Portland blogs is Cowboyz 'n' Poodles, written by former Mercury escritora Julianne Shepherd; but it doesn't actually count, because she moved to New York like two years back.
So we've got nothing. At this point, we'd link to halfway-decent blogs by cool-looking people. Hell, we'd even link to Flickr. Or LiveJournal. Anything. We're desperate; we love Portland, and we want to know that Portlanders are out there right now tearing it up on the bloggernets. Please, send us your links.
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