We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04Sarah Silverman Has Magical Knowledge, Breasts
Over at The Onion A.V. Club Blog, they're soliciting questions for an upcoming feature in which Miss Silverman will be resolving all of your most bothersome concerns and uncertainties about love and, we hope, the etiquette of eskimo gangbangs. One of our favorites would have to be this sincere and anonymous inquiry:
Like most women, my girlfriend is very self-conscious about her body. When we "do it," she insists on turning the lights out. I love her body and want to actually see it, but no amount of reassurance or pleading on my part will change her mind. How do I convince her to leave the lights on?To which a commenter named Alan replies:
tie her up, then turn the lights back onThe A.V. Club Blog's readers are nothing if not creative. But of all the difficult questions, we hope Sarah tackles this puzzler:
How drunk do you have to get yourself to have sex with Jimmy Kimmel?In that situation, we imagine, you could never be drunk enough.
Ask Sarah Silverman About Love And Sex (Seriously!) [A.V. Club Blog]
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