We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04We Also Think They Could Have Come up with a Better Name
We know some people love to hate them – namely us, and we do it quite a lot – but there are times when we actually like Pitchfork. We read them mostly for news and track reviews, which is why we’re very sad that the Forknerds have demolished the track reviews section of their website and put up a ramshackle sort of podcast in its place. The Pitchdorks are usually at their worst when its comes to album reviews – they always seem to use the space for nerdy rock-crit ego-trips or, if they’re feeling particularly drunk, for harebrained attempts at cultural criticism – but they aren't so bad when they tackle music song-by-song. In the track reviews, good songs are treated succinctly and are explored in a narrower, more sensible context, and they have a lot of fun with the shitty ones. Actually, we are amazed they didn’t get rid of the track reviews rubric any sooner.
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