We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04Ah, Love
We woke up feeling romantic, and so did the internets. Get a head start on Valentine's Day with this attractive compendium of love-writing, sure to get you in the mood.
- Love made boring. The term "shrink" takes on new, revelatory meaning. [Psychology Today]
- Protection for your G-Unit. The dude can get shot three times and live; one wonders what the condom can endure. [Stereogum]
- Said the Gramophone delivers a creepy, TMI lecture on the birds and the bees. Should lady bloggers worry about StG STDs? [Said the Gramophone]
- Love hurts, especially when daddy beats mommy, daddy makes bank as one of the NBA's best true point guards, and mommy is craaaazy paranoid. (But who can blame her?) [True Hoop]
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