We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
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One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04Were You Born with a Silver Spoon in your Mouth? I Was Born with a Plastic Spork, in my Ass!
We had high expectations for The Knights of Prosperity, or at least we did when it was still called Let's Rob Mick Jagger, but last night's debut episode was a huge let down. I mean, this is Donal Logue, the man who played Jimmy the Cab Driver on those great MTV adverts, but the only consistent laughs last night came from jokes delivered by, and I'm not kidding here, Mick Jagger.
Nevertheless, we're willing to give the show a few weeks before we jump ship, mostly because we really want to like this show. Logue can be very good (we remember liking The Tao of Steve quite a bit when we saw it); and, plus, the first episode of 30 Rock was pretty crap, too, and look how that turned out. Maybe Knights, once it gets all this unfunny exposition out of the way, will be a good television show. But the question is: will it last that long? Ratings were terrible (fourth-place), and ABC doesn't seem to be giving it a fraction of the publicity and support that NBC has given to their glorious comedic star-child, Tina Fey.
Our fingers are crossed.
- The Knights of Prosperity Homepage [ABC.com]
- Male Misery Just Loves Female Company [NY Times]
- An Interview with the Creators of The Knights Of Prosperity [The Sound of Young America]
- Win Knights of Prosperity Tee Shirts!! [TSOYA]
- Jimmy the Cab Driver Appreciates Alanis Morrissette [YouTube]
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