We, too, once swam over 3,000 miles down the Amazon. Except it was more like the Willamette, for ten miles, and we actually didn't leave the boat. But the delirium thing definitely happened.
04/09About Us
One fateful night, Refined Taste and Youthful Abandon got drunk and did the nasty. The condom broke and they made a baby. That's us, and we're The Shit.
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The Hot Shit
Word's don't—nay, can't—describe. Apparently Jeezy even ad-libs in interviews.
04/08Gee, this totally doesn't make up for the fact that Paddy still hasn't finished the third volume of his memoirs.
04/05It's definitely about the free booze.
04/05So now he's picking on girls? We are convinced that The Game has become the Hank Kingsley of hip hop.
04/05Martha Stewart is so powerful that she sends Jews to Hell.
04/04UPDATE: We don't know what to believe in this whole Keef matter.
04/04$%*(&@#! MOVABLE TYPE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
04/04The Shit Goes to Dinner, or the One Where We Learn How to Upload a Picture onto our Website, thus Temporarily Relieving the Reader from All This Crazy Retina-Scorching Whiteness which Has Been Caused by our Paucity of Design Skills
- Learn how to make tofu, in Polish, in your underwear, and in a very cold room, apparently. [KUCHARECZKA, via SuperVegan]
- We love Brazil: or rather, we are endlessly amused by Brazil. And we have already watched this video 13 times. [Boingboing]
- Monty Python are smarter than you are. [Figures of Speech Served Fresh]
- Last night, we watched the Godfather for what was probably the umptwenieth time. [Wikipedia]
- Nobel Laureate Nadine Gordimer is a liar. Though, in her defense, Ronald Roberts is a total douchebag. [NY Times]
- Anal sex among heterosexual couples is, evidently, the same thing as getting married, buying your first home. [New York]
- Ron Artest is keeping a diary. [Hip Hop Game]
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